NFM Football 2018 Revival
Co-hosted by WolfInABox (credits to him on the logos and statistics)

Since this game and its community are slowly dying out and wars are turning into stupidity, why not revive Rocket League for poor people?

How does this work?

For each NFM Football match, you'll need:

-- The "Footballer" car:



This is essentially a F7 that can take a lot of hits (so it doesn't die during a match). It has also been made larger so it can it hit the ball better.

-- The "Revamped NFM Football Stadium" stage (created by Toa, original by Turbo).

-- The person who is going to serve as the football will play as the "GOAL5" car (also created by Turbo):



RULES:

1) Both teams first need to decide which side of the stage they start on, so they know which goal to shoot at and which goal to protect.
2) At the start of the match, or after a goal is scored, the football car goes to the middle and each team starts in their "end box" (i.e. where their goal is).
3) The player in the football then counts down from 3 and the match begins/continues. They are no longer allowed to move on purpose any more, UNLESS:

-- They need to fix themselves if their damage gets too high.
-- They get stuck outside the stage (they may have to get back in via the ends of the stages where the goals are, in which case follow rule 2 before continuing).

- If the football is left on a ledge at the edge of the stage, the player driving it can choose if they want to get down themselves (which is often convenient) or just stay put.
- It is also necessary that the players driving the football handbrake frequently to minimise skidding (aka "shock")

4) To score, you need to push the "football" into the other "goal" (i.e. row of fixes, which are on each end).
5) There are also fixes at the side of the stage. These are for the ball to fix on when their damage gets too high (this minigame does not work with a wasted football).

The game ends when the football has to fix themselves 5 times OR when the time limit of 30 minutes has passed.

What happens if I DC?

If a normal player DCs before the start of the game, everyone must restart. If they DC during the game, everyone must also restart - the new game would just continue where the previous one left off (keeping the same score, time elapsed, etc.).

If the ball DCs, everyone must restart.

If the ball gets wasted then someone should try to resurrect them at a fix. If they're too slow however, a new game is created, picking up where the previous one left off.

Copied From Bent Graves's Topic, And Proud Of It, Too! ~Ceithre.


TEAMS


Aston Pilla:



Gare [C]
WolfInABox (sYstemation)
Loaf (systemation)
Poison (sub)

Purple + Turquoise


Radical Madrid:



Toa [C]
Aadu (cryy)
10thgrave
Vizual (sub)

White

Due to a lack of applications for the following clubs, these teams will be placed into a second division:


AS Omar:



Rulue [C]
Astronaut
Galvanise
n/a (sub)

Maroon + Orange


WHATford:

Bomb [C]
JV
Aggression
sapphria70 (sub)

Yellow + Black


RESULTS:

League table:



- Pld = matches played.
- W/D/L = Wins/Draws/Losses
- GF = goals scored
- GA = goals condeded
- GD = goal difference (GF - GA)
- Pts = points (3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and no points for a loss).
-- Teams are sorted first on points, and then on GD. (Copied From Bent Graves's Topic, And Proud Of It, Too! ~Ceithre.)

Top scorers:



Approved balls need to have short lag trails. Handbraking on the groud is a must as well, unless you fancy trolling someone (just basic rules for people who haven't played this since 2015 understandably since RIP 10thgrave).

Just felt like reviving this because wars are getting very stale now, despite changes by Phyrexian for instance (modern rules, racing game outcomes decided by averages etc). I just think there's a bigger element of teamwork than in wars with NFMF, and even though the gameplay is still NFM at its finest (getting stuck outside the stage, annoying physics etc), it still feels like actually football of sorts. Like I said, Rocket League for poor people.

Not expecting anyone from the past to come back and decide to play this (or people who have Rocket League for that matter) but I thought that it would be nice to switch things up a bit.

Code:

[b][u]NFMM Username[/u][/b]:
[b][u]Timezone[/u][/b]:
[b][u]Which club would you like to play for?[/u][/b]:
[b][u]Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah[/u][/b]:

Edited topic (one or two more teams might be added depending on circumstances), added an application box.

NFMM Username: Asterisk
Timezone: est
Which club would you like to play for?: orange+blue
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: yes

NFMM UsernameBomb:
TimezoneGMT -5:
Which club would you like to play for?Stroke of Justice:
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blahNo:

NFMM Username: 10thgrave
Timezone: GMT+1
Which club would you like to play for?: Radical Madrid
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: Yes

Haven't really played NFMM in ages but I remember having a lot of fun with this, fingers crossed I have time and this goes ahead

NFMM Username: Vizual
Timezone: GMT-5
Which club would you like to play for?: Radical Madrid (Sub)
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: Yes

Great idea Gare. I'd be signing up if I weren't so busy with college, perhaps in the summer.

NFMM Username: Fakecrash
Timezone: CST (Moving to MST sometime soon, possibly early next month)
Which club would you like to play for?: Lemon Town.
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: As always.

NFMM Username: NightRaider
Timezone: 5 + 1/2
Which club would you like to play for?:Stoke Of Justice
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah:Yes

NFMM Username: sapphira70
Timezone: EST -5
Which club would you like to play for?: As Omar (sub)
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: Heck Yeah! (Breaks out the Nekomimi as she is excited)

Added you all, keep those applications coming in

Aston Pilla vs Radical Madrid tomorrow at 4 PM GMT+1 (11am EDT).

ok i never thought id play this game anymore but im up for nfmm football lmao it's fun
NFMM Username: Astronaut
Timezone: IST (GMT+5:30)
Which club would you like to play for?: where is shax700 this game is gay
anyways put me in WHATford
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah:yes

FT: Aston Pilla 0 - 9 Radical Madrid

Goal Scorers
[RM] Ten Graves (3)
[RM] Aadu (2)
[RM] Vizual (2)
[RM] Toa [C] (1)
[AP] WolfInABox (1 OG)

Man of the Match
[RM] Ten Graves


Well played, everyone! My perspective on the match will be uploaded soon.

Board OUT

Should've hung up my boots after Livercrab invincibles

aston pilla deleted lmao

FT: Radical Madrid 7 - 10 Aston Pilla

Goal Scorers
[AP] WolfInABox (6)
[RM] Toa [C] (5) (1 OG)
[AP] Gare [C] (3)
[RM] Aadu (2)

Man of the Match
[AP] WolfInABox

NFMM Username: Rulue
Timezone: GMT
Which club would you like to play for?: Pillwall
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: Yes, of course

radical madrid vs whatford 1v3 im up

NFMM Username: Galvanise
Timezone: GMT
Which club would you like to play for?: AS Omar (I can join a different one with other players for the sake of numbers if you want)
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah: Yes , Of Course . . .

Merge me rulue and olsie

FT: Radical Madrid 8 - 2 Aston Pilla

Goal Scorers
[RM] Toa [C] (3)
[RM] Ten Graves (3)
[RM] Aadu (2)
[AP] Gare [C] (1)
[AP] WolfInABox (1)

Man of the Match
[RM] Ten Graves

FT: Radical Madrid 5 - 1 Aston Pilla

Goal Scorers
[RM] Toa [C] (3)
[RM] Ten Graves (2)
[AP] WolfInABox (1)

Man of the Match
[RM] Toa

FT: Radical Madrid 8 - 12 Aston Pilla

Goal Scorers
[AP] WolfInABox (10)
[RM] Toa [C] (4)
[RM] Ten Graves (4)
[AP] Gare [C] (2)

Man of the Match
[AP] WolfInABox

NFMM Username:Wood(I use VgNayef710 because Wood is expired)
Timezone:GMT+5
Which club would you like to play for?:AS Omar
Do you agree to abide by all the rules? blah blah:Yes